它们没油的时侯我会很开心（汉斯·奥尔森）
I’ll Be Glad When They Run Out of Gas (Hans Olson)

好，女士们先生们，我要为你们唱首歌
叫做 “它们没油的时侯我会很开心”
好，一，二，三
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I’m gonna’ do a song for you
That’s called “I’ll be glad when they run out of gas”
All right, a one and a two and a three

哎，我的汽车有问题
它像炉子一样冒烟，刹车一直在叫
我的轮子需要对对齐，我永远开不快
但当它没有油了
我就不用担心了
Well I’ve got a problem with my automobile
It smokes like a furnace and the brake linein’s squeal
And my wheels need alignment, I can never go fast
And I won’t have to worry
When they run out of gas

它们没油的时侯我会很开心
它们没油的时侯我会很开心
当那些气泵最后一次抽气时
它们没油的时侯我会很开心
I’ll be glad when they run out of gas
I’ll be glad when they run out of gas
When those gas pumps are pumpin’ their last
I’ll be glad when they run out of gas

哎，我的车——它需要调整一下了
它的电池没电了
我应该有一些保险
但是支付的金额太大了
Well my car – It needs a tuneup
And the battery’s lost its charge
I should have some insurance
But the payments are too large

我一直听见有人在敲门
但是我不敢去看
我很想要卖掉它
但它不在凯利的蓝皮书中
I keep hearin’ somethin’ knockin’
And I’m too afraid to look
I sure would like to sell it
But it ain’t in Kelly’s Blue Book

它们没油的时侯我会很开心
是的，我会的
它们没油的时侯我会很开心
当那些气泵成为过去时
它们没油的时侯我会很开心
I’ll be glad when they run out of gas
Yes I will
I’ll be glad when they run out of gas
When those gas pumps are things of the past
I’ll be glad when they run out of gas

我经常听到关于那些电动汽车的事情
有一辆是由太阳驱动的
甚至还有一辆是有像自行车一样的踏板的
但我从来都没有开过。
I keep hearin’ about those electric cars
And one powered by the sun
There’s even one you pedal
But I never have tried one

我继续燃烧汽油
让烟雾弥漫在空气中
当一加仑要花五美元时
你知道这不公平
I just keep on burnin’ petrol
And smokin’ up the air
And when a gallon costs five dollars
You know it won’t be fair

它们没油的时侯我会很开心
它们没油的时侯我会很开心
当整个世界不再动得这么快
它们没油的时侯我会很开心
I’ll be glad when they run out of gas
I’ll be glad when they run out of gas
When this whole world stops movin’ so fast
I’ll be glad when they run out of gas